Uke-Kaoru

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. -- Demetri Martin "My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil." "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." "A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation" "All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." "If you can't fix it with duct tape you haven’t used enough." "All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." "Constipated People Don't Give A crap." "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you critic

"Are you canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one right now." "All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!" VH1's Behind the Music: "We put the fun back in dysfunctional." VH1's Behind the Music: "You say it to my face, you might be pickin' yourself off the ground." "[Our 'Waiting' video] was totally a failure. [MTV] doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video -- it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now." "It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious." "Punk rock is dead...and I fuck

1.    I never doubted you; I just doubted your love for me. 2. Something taught me that I have to move on like the rest of the world is and to stop living on a bunch of old yesterdays. 3. Your heart is completely cold, and now I am wondering how I ever though you were capable of love. 4. I guess we were the dreamers that became lost in their own dreams. 5. I wish I could write my name all over you and say your mine. 6. Never regret a moment that made you happy. 7. Laughter, some say that was my cure, but we both know it was you. 8. Falling in love, or falling apart? 9. You’re my miracle without you there would